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soukaina-oubella Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:53 am
man receives a phone call from his doctor :
doctor says : "l have some good news and some bad news "
man says :"ok .give me the good news first ."
doctor says :" the good news is you have 24 hours to live ".
man says :" oh no!! if that's the good news then what's the bad news ."
doctor says :"the bad news is lforgot to call you yesterday" .
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teacher :" soukaina what is the past participle of the verb to ring ??"
soukaina : "what do you think it is . sir ?"
teacher : " l don't think l know !"
soukaina :" l don't think l know either sir !!"
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teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "l"
student : l is the ....
teacher : stop! never put "is after an "l" always put "am " after an "l".
student : ok . l'am the ninth letter of the alphabet .
doctor says : "l have some good news and some bad news "
man says :"ok .give me the good news first ."
doctor says :" the good news is you have 24 hours to live ".
man says :" oh no!! if that's the good news then what's the bad news ."
doctor says :"the bad news is lforgot to call you yesterday" .
2-
teacher :" soukaina what is the past participle of the verb to ring ??"
soukaina : "what do you think it is . sir ?"
teacher : " l don't think l know !"
soukaina :" l don't think l know either sir !!"
3-
teacher: tell me a sentence that starts with an "l"
student : l is the ....
teacher : stop! never put "is after an "l" always put "am " after an "l".
student : ok . l'am the ninth letter of the alphabet .
Last edited by soukaina-oubella on Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:30 am; edited 1 time in total
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