jokes.........

Welcome to English for all, where you'll find lots of funny jokes for all levels. Jokes are an essential part of the English language and culture. If you really want to understand English, it will help if you're able to understand the jokes that people tell in English! Check out the jokes on these pages and see if you understand them. Try telling a joke you like to your friends. It's a good way to practise your English:

joke (noun): something said to make somebody laugh; a trick played on somebody for fun
to joke (verb): to make jokes; to be not serious
PHRASES to tell a joke to tell someone a funny story to be no joke to be a difficult or serious matter to be beyond a joke to be worrying
OTHER WORDS jokey (also joky) adjective jokily adverb jokiness noun joking adjective jokingly adverb

1 Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I beshowing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"

One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on thesame day and at the same time



2-If you see an elephant sitting on the chair, what time is it
Time to buy a new chair!

0??What's black and white and red over
A newspaper! Because it's read all over.

What would you do if you broke your arme in tow places?? 0
Stay away from those tow places.

How does an animal doctor look inside a tiger's mouth??0
Very carefully.


And now…… these are for you to try:

1) which has more legs? One dog or no dog?0
2) Why do birds fly south in winter?

I hop you like it diercted by :soukaina


3-The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."

The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
mug = cup

The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

The doctor says, "Next, please."



4-The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"

The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"



5-Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"

Johnny: "Nothing, sir."

Principal: "Exactly!


6-Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"

Student: What do you think, sir?

Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.

Student: I don't think I know either, sir.....



... really jokes help to learn english...

Thanks for the funny jokes .. They are really funny

welcome .............