jokes......

man :Doctor!I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
doctor : When did you first notice this problem?
man :What problem?


soukaina : What is defference between man and Superman?
aziz :Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over
the trouser



soukaina : Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher : no, of course not.
soukaina : good, because i didn't do my homework



ahmed :Hey,man! please call me a taxi
aziz :yes,sir.You are a taxi


The doctor to the patient :"Your are very sick
"The patient to the doctor :"Can I get a second opinion
."The doctor again :"Yes, you are very ugly too


soukaina :I have the perfect son
?fatima : does he smoke
soukaina:No, hedoesn't
fatima : does he drink whiskey
soukaina :No,he doesn't
fatima :does he ever come home late
soukaina :No,he doesn't
fatima :I guess you really do have the perfect son .How ld is he
soukaina :He will be six months old next wednesday


Fred is 32 years old and he is still single
one day a friend asked,"Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife..? fred eplied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry,but when Ibring them home to meet my parent's my mother doesn't like them
His friend thinks for a moment and says."I've go the perfect solution,just find a girl who's just like ypur mother
A few months later they meet again and his friend says"Did you find the perfect girl??..Did your mother like her
With a frown on his face, Fred answer:Yes , I found the perfect girl.She was just like my mother you were right .my mother liked her very much
The friend said:Then what's the problem?? fred replied:My father doesn't like her



l wish you like it.... thanks